Keep your guard up. Stay angry.

Mama and Daddy are always introducing me to new people, places and things. It's difficult to manage one's expectations when one is always having new experiences. That's why it's important to steel yourself.


The other day Mama put me in a cage-like box that she called a crib, and made little colored animals dance around and spin on top of my head to some soothing music. It sounds crazy but it was actually quite nice.